# Posted 7:09 AM by Ariel David Adesnik
HAPPY FIRE EXTINGUISHER DAY! According to an executive order just signed by the President, today has been renamed
Fire Extinguisher Day. The President has asked that Americans celebrate this special holiday by walking the streets with fire extinguishers and spraying anyone (or anytwo) engaged in
public displays of affection. When spraying, please remember to offer your friends the traditional Fire Extinguisher Day greeting: "
Get a room!"
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